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Ryanair named second WORST brand in the World

micky-oRyanair, the World’s Most Hated Airline, have been named as the second WORST brand in the entire World. This fabulous news surely cements the commonly held belief that Ryanair are indeed the Worst Airline in existence.

This latest embarrassment, hot on the heels of seeing pictures of two of their aircraft crashing into each other at Dublin airport the other day,  sees Ryanair second only to insurance company AXA.

Despite recent efforts to transform its reputation, the shoddy excuse for an airline was one of the worst-performing brands overall in Siegel+Gale’s 2014 simplicity index.

In a survey of over 12,000 customers in eight countries, Ryanair was named the second worst-ranked brand, based on ease of customer use of a company’s products, services, interactions and communications.

What a bunch of lying, thieving bastards Ryanair are.
Please, oh please, go fly with a proper airline like British Airways.
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Ryanair in massive crash…of website booking system

The online booking and check-in system for Ryanair, the World’s most hated airline, has been down for over an hour today.

Passengers hoping to check-in 5 hours before their flight today will now likely have now been stung for not checking in online and will have to pay when they arrive at the airport.

With regards to the booking system going down for what Ryanair call “essential system maintenance”, we have crudely calculated that this website crash will be costing the airline a size-able sum of cash.

Take August this year for example. 7.6 million passengers flown. That’s just over 250,000 passenger bookings per day, equating to around 10,500 per hour. Taking £50 as an estimate of revenue per passenger, this would mean Ryanair have lost over £500,000 in bookings since 12.30pm today.

What a joke Lyingair are. Having to shut down their booking system when they want to make a tiny edit to the website such as adding the fabricated passenger testimonials. We recommend going and having a read of those, they are incredibly funny and oh so obviously written by someone at Lyingair.

http://www.ryanair.com/en/about/customer-feedback

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