Ryanair employs porn star stewardess

A Ryanair stewardess has been uncovered as a naughty porn actress!

Edita Schindlerova, 22, secretly appears in X-rated movies and gets a good shafting as ‘Edita Bente’ when not shafting cutomers herself on Ryanair flights.

Edita, who is based at Stansted, Essex, has even told her colleagues about her part time porn acting.

She said, “I had this s*** a year ago with a pilot with nothing better to do than check the Internet.”

A work pal said: “We had no idea what she was up to in her spare time. There can’t be many airlines who have porn stars serving drinks on flights.”

Ryanair seem unaffected by a porn star working on their airlines. When asked for a comment, a Ryanair spokesman said: “What people do before or after they work for us is their business.”

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16 thoughts on “Ryanair employs porn star stewardess

  1. Hi Eliot,

    Thanks for all your constructive comments. And thanks also for identifying yourself as probably a Ryanair employee.

    I am sure our readers would be thrilled to know where she is based so that they can plan their trips around said location. Would you care to enlighten us?

    Yours truly,
    Mr D. Umb-Ass
    IHR Team

  2. Well first of all I’m not a Ryanair employee. U probably will not believe me but I just truly don’t care about that. Second – if u know so much about Ryanair and write so much about it than I think u should also know where she is really based… Or maybe your information are just based on unreliable sources and are crap?
    Man I think u have loads of issues hehe. Please enlighten me why u have such a big problem with her been porn actress? I’m sure u already managed to find some of her movies online and enjoyed yourself… It’s a free country and she can do whatever she likes in her free time. U probably should be a priest or something if this concerns u that much…

    U wrote all this crap about this company, how bad the service is etc. But people still buy tickets and fly with them. Despite ur disrespect and hate to this airline people still chose Ryanair. Nobody is forcing them to do so as there are other airlines. That is because most of people can understand that u can’t demand 1st class when u pay as much as few pounds for a ticket. And every intelligent person is able to read rules and get Visa electron to avoid charges…

    At the end I will enlighten you with one last thing. Ryanair employs thousands of people all around the Europe. This means that thanks to Mr. O’Leary they have jobs and can afford to pay their bills. Please tell me how many workplaces u created lately mr “know it all” ?

    Yours
    Eliot

  3. Well, Mr Elliot, you just may pay a few euros or pounds for the fare, but then all these charges, of which many are unavoidable (like having to pay for checking in online), are heaped on and you end up paying not much less than paying for an Aer Lingus flight. I choose to fly Aer Lingus for a bit more and avoid travelling in Mr O’Leary’s flying cattle trucks. I hope that soon Ryanair will, like Icarus did in that Greek myth, fly too close to the sun and crash. Good riddance! What I have read about Ryanair on other sites, their thievery, extortion, deceit, rudeness, etc. etc., beggars belief. For instance: forcing a boy with a broken leg in plasters to STAND during a flight from Italy to Britain. What about forcing an elderly couple who were flying to a funeral in Ireland to pay 812 pounds (Cheap, isn’t it?), because after having checked in online, the bar code on the boarding pass could not be read at the gate! Closing the check in desk too early in the face of people who are hurrying to check in! We do not ask for first class treatment for a pittance as fare plus a huge array of charges, but we do not want to be treated like cattle either. Ryanair is trash, period.

  4. She’s actually based in Dublin, not Stansted. And if you think ryanair is trash then shut up, stop moaning and go fly with someone else! There’s plenty of other people willing to fly with ryanair

  5. @Han Maenen “all these charges, of which many are unavoidable (like having to pay for checking in online)” – I think that actually is the only unavoidable charge – please enlighten me if u know more

  6. tbf I see this as the only plus in my dealings with anything ryanair related ,as for helens comments I would gladly pay DOUBLE with another flight carrier if only they flew to where i want.

  7. Great to see others hate this airline and their idiot CEO. I try to explain to anyone who will listen just what con artists they are and always beg them to take alternatives. Easyjet, jetblu, buzz and many others are all decent companies.

  8. I love the way the “pro” Ryanair guys encourage people to fly with another airline. If anyone out t here could give me the name of another airline that flies into Kerry airport I will GLADLY stop using Ryanair. So please don’t protect Ryanair – tell me who else flies into Kerry. I fly from London but will take almost any reasonable detour to avoid Ryanair. Many thanks.

  9. who ever made this has no life really i mean their a company their not out to please you. if this is what you spend your time doing im guessin your unemployed and cannot afford to fly with anyone else so stop bitching you idiot. micheal o leary is more succesful than you will ever be hence why you are moaning about him. posting your jelousy about him is very sad. enjoy your shit life.

  10. Hi Ronan,

    Thanks for your constructive thoughts.

    You must be an unemployed no-lifer too seeing as you found it all the way to this old posting, had time to read all the comments AND post your own reply.

    Must dash, sitting in the Virgin lounge, just had the call for Upper Class passengers to start boarding and I’ve got a G&T to finish.

    Regards,
    IHR

  11. love it, carry it on… but remember, never be in a position where you are forced to do something, so in this case you have had a shiity experience so there for dont fly with them again… problem sloved… hehehe… love you agnes…

  12. It is interresting to see that the subject in caption has been completely forgotten and instead the discussion carries on about whether or not to fly with Ryanair! Poor Edita, she did not do the front page for very long.
    Love you too Andrew… BTW where are you taking me next holiday? which airline? hehe

  13. I like the CEO of Ryanair…I like the way he takes no crap from anyone and runs the dang airline. He’s right. What people do on their own time is their own dam business. I wish I could work for that company so I could tell criics to stick it, cause I would. More power to ya O’Leary!

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