Ryanair beaten in race to become first airline to offer standing room only for passengers

Ryanair, the World’s most hated airline, have been beaten in the race to become the first airline to offer standing space on flights.

The news must come as a huge embarrassment to the crappy Irish carrier.

Tatarstan Airlines, a well known Russian airline, operated a flight from Antalya in Turkey to Ekaterinburg in Russia and carried 6 passengers who had standing room only.

The flight was initially declared overbooked but the airline decided this was a fantastic opportunity to get one over on the wankers at Lyingair.

142 passengers were given seats on the flight while 6 passengers have written themselves into history as being the people who have shattered the dreams of the Ryanair PR machine.

Dmitry Yebdyev commented “We hate Ryanair just as much as everyone else in the World and think this is a great way of saying ‘up yours’ to Mr O’Leary”.

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8 thoughts on “Ryanair beaten in race to become first airline to offer standing room only for passengers

  1. Actually, I was on a flight with Lloyd Aero Boliviano from Santa Cruz (VVU) to Sucre (SRE) 10 years ago that was overbooked, and a group of us were told that we would only have standing room.

    For take-off and landing we would have to sit on the floor in the aisle.

    In the end, there were some no-shows so we had to sit on seats after all :-(

  2. another idea for Ryan Air: They can through out the toilets to create at least 2-3 places for standing passengers… Or… they can charge for using the toilet… (1 pound for a pee, 2 pounds for a shit and 5 pounds for wheelchair users, who are hated by Lyingair anyway…)

  3. Thank-you Ryanair for being such bastards and inconsiderate for your guiests, you have now given Tartasan Airlines the chance to beat you to the record, what an epic fail! Ha ha! Here’s an idea for you:

    Rip out ALL the seats and become the world’s first stand-only plane. Customers will hate you even more and this will boost your record as the World’s Most Hated Airline!

  4. THANK GOD FOR THIS AND THE OTHER SITE, AT LONG LAST WE CAN ALL HAVE A BLOODY GOOD SWEAR ETC AT THAT MINDLESS MORON AND THAT BOX OF TOYS HE CALLS AN ARLINE. I AM DISABLED AND I USED HIS TIN POT PIECE OF CRAP SO CALLED BUISNESS BACK IN 2006 BUT NEVER AGAIN. I WAS TREATED EXTREMELY BADLY FROM WHEN I FIRST GOT TO CHECK IN DESK. INSIDE THEIR WEE BOING TOY I WENT TO SIT ON THE FIRST ROW OF SEATS ON THE TOYS RIGHT SIE FRONT AND WAS TOLD BY A FEMALE SO CALLED FLIGHT ATTENDANT OH U CANNOT SIT THERE AS SOMEONES TAKEN IT, IT DIDNT BLOCK ANY EMERGENCY EXITS ETC AND SHE MADE ME STRUGGLE IN BETWEEN 1ST AND SECOND ROWS ON LEFT SIDE OF WHICH I REALLY HAD A GR8 DEAL OF DIFFICULTY ETC GETTING IN BETWEEN THE ROWS THAT WERE SO CLOSE TOGETHER U COULDNT GET A FAG PAPER IN THE GAP. OTHER THINGSD HAPPENED AND WHEN I TOLD HER I WAS GOING TO REPORT HER SHE ANSWERED DO AS U WISH COS U WONT GET ANYWHERE, I KNEW SHE WASNT KIDDING AS THEIR CUSTOMERS (TWATS TO O’LEARY AND HIS LOT ) DONT HAVE A CUSTOMERS SERVICE, U JUST WASTE UR BREATH AND MONEY ON A PHONE CALL. ON THE RETURN IT WAS AS BAD. WHEN I ASKED FOR THE TRUCK LIFT TO HELP ME OUT I WAS TOLD WE DONT USE THEM AND NEVER HAVE, I TOLD THEM THAT ONLY 7 DAYS AGO ON THE FLIGHT UP AT SAME AIRPORT I WAS LIFTED UP ON SUCH A VEHICLE. HOWEVER SHE WANTED ME TO SIT ON THIS SM ALLCONTRAPTION AND TO BE TAKEN DOWN THE SLIPPERY STEPS BY 2 YOUNG THIN MEN, I AT THAT TIME WAS OVER 24 STONE. AS I REFUSED TO GO ON THAT CHAIR I WAS FORCED TO STRUGGLE DOWN THOSES LIPPERY AIR STAIRS WITH ASSISTANCE AND I NEARLY SLIPPED OVER A FEW TIMES. I WROTE A LETTER OF COMPLAINT TO OLD TWAT FACE O’LEERY AND AS I THOUGHT, NO REPLY NOT EVAN ANY REPLY TO A DISABILITY HELP GROUP WHO WROTE TO THEM. NEVER WILL I EVER SET FOOT IN OLD TWAT FACES TOYS EVER AGAIN. MIF EVER A EL CHEEPO SO CALLED AIRLINE HAS A BAD ACCIDENT AND KILLS ALL 100% IT WILL BE OLD TWAT FACED O’LEERIE AND HIS TIN POT TOYS.
    NOW FOR SOMETHING NICE, IF U HAVE WATCHED EASY JET ON TV AND HAVE WATCHED ALL THE ARGUING GOING ON BY CUSTOMERS WHO HAVE BEEN LATE FOR THEIR FLIGHT AND TURNED AWAY AT CHECK IN. WELL ALL I CAN SAY IS, I HAVE FLOWN 4 TIMES BETWEEN STANSTEAD AND GLASGOW, I HAVE AND ALWAYS DO TURN UP EARLY AND HAVE BEEN TREATED WITH 100% RESPECT AND DIGNITY SO EASYJET IT GUYS, THEY R A REAL AIRLINE WITH A REAL HEART. UP UR WINNYAIR AND OPEERIE.

  5. As a special concession the first 20 farts on any flight should be free.Engineers should try to channel the gas produced to the fuel tanks and mix it with the aviation fuel as an added economy measure until such time as planes can fly on the hot air and bulls?it produced by st.mick

  6. This website is sheer amusement. 2 bad all these hilarious stories and comments are a result of bad experience caused by inadequacy and incompetence. I look forward to reading more.

  7. My friends and I had the great pleasure to fly with this crap Airline, however after carefully avoiding the charges, just before we boarded the plane, we encountered a cage were you put your luggage in, and if your bag doesn’t go into this cage then you have to part with an extra £90s.
    My friends and I were fine and our simple hand luggage passed through with flying colors, However what really got to me was that this old lady (frail looking and weak) could get her luggage into the cage was forced to part with £90s, or leave the luggage, the staff even wouldn’t let fellow passengers to help the poor women with her luggage.
    Mr `O` Leary if you are reading this, I hope you enjoyed dining with that £90s from that old lady, because she certainly didn’t enjoy parting with it, on top of that his Airline takes the pleasure out of fly, the staff are ugly and unfriendly, I have seen better manners from that “Hook Hand” (Abu Hamza)
    `O` Leary when you meet your maker at the end of your destination, I hope you understand the saying (What goes around, comes around) also hope you read the small print!

  8. How about Ryanair sedating the passengers then loading them onto a plane iin containers with handling equipment. That would save space, do away with silly seats, cut boarding time and deliver a far more comfortable option for the passenger.

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