Ryanair incidents so far this year

February 18th, 2012

Ryanair, the World’s most hated airline, have not had a great start to the year when it comes to incidents, as reported by AV Herald.

January 8th 2012
A Ryanair Boeing 737-800, registration EI-ENI performing flight FR-9128 from Liverpool,EN (UK) to Oslo Rygge (Norway), was enroute at FL390 over the North Sea about 160nm northeast of Newcastle,EN (UK) when the captain became ill and was unable to continue duties. The first officer declared emergency and diverted to Newcastle descending the aircraft normally.

January 19th 2012
A Ryanair Boeing 737-800, registration EI-DAK performing flight FR-258 from London Stansted,EN (UK) to Malmo (Sweden), was on approach to Malmo when the aircraft received a lightning strike. The crew continued for a safe landing on Malmo’s runway 17. The return flight FR-259 needed to be postponed, the airline reported a technical fault. A passenger reported the aircraft received a lightning strike on approach to Malmo causing visible slight damage to the radome and a wing.

January 29th 2012
A Ryanair Boeing 737-800, registration EI-DHZ performing flight FR-6773 from Nantes to Marseille (France), was on approach to Marseille when the crew levelled off at 4000 feet reporting flaps problems and entered a holding to work the relevant checklists. The aircraft subsequently landed safely on runway 31R at a higher than normal speed about 35 minutes after aborting the first approach. Marseille Airport reported the aircraft suffered problems with the extension of the flaps.

February 6th 2012
A Ryanair Boeing 737-800, registration EI-DCK performing flight FR-4523 from Milan Bergamo (Italy) to Brussels Charleroi (Belgium), was climbing through FL360 out of Bergamo about 40nm southeast of Zurich (Switzerland) when the crew donned their oxygen masks and initiated an emergency descent to FL100 (average sinkrate about 4300 feet/min) reporting a rapid decompression of their aircraft. The aircraft continued on FL100, later FL080 to destination for a safe landing on Charleroi’s runway 25 about one hour after initiating the emergency descent.

February 6th 2012
A Ryanair Boeing 737-800, registration EI-DHB performing flight FR-1228 from Tenerife Sur Reine Sofia,CI (Spain) to Billund (Denmark) with 138 passengers, was climbing through FL340 out of Tenerife about 110nm north of Sur Reina Sofia Airport when the crew reported the smell of smoke in the cabin and decided to return to Tenerife’s southern airport. The aircraft landed safely at Sur Reina Sofia Airport about 22 minutes later. Responding emergency services found no trace of fire, heat or smoke.

Read about all Ryanair incidents at http://www.avherald.com/h?search_term=ryanair&opt=0&dosearch=1&search.x=0&search.y=0

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We’re back and we still hate Ryanair

February 18th, 2012

Ryanair, the World’s most hated airline, have had a nice little breather from us publishing all the horrible truths about them over the last few weeks.

But, unfortunately for them, we’re back from our holiday around the world and chomping at the bit to get back in the groove!

So what have we missed?

Ryanair being taken to court over unpaid ash cloud compensation

It seems that a test case involving Ryanair has been heard in a European court, the outcome of which could change the rules regarding compensation when an airline cancels a flight.

A passenger made a compensation claim against Ryanair in the wake of the volcanic ash cloud disruption, when her flight from Faro, Portugal was cancelled and she became stranded for nine days.

According to the Irish Examiner, the airline refused to pay the €1,129 (£945) claim for expenses incurred and Denise McDonagh was forced to go to the county court.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2099327/Ryanair-Denise-McDonagh-EU-court-volcanic-ash-cloud-compensation-claim.html#ixzz1mkML9bOs

Families flying with ­Ryanair this summer will face soaring luggage charges

A family of four each with average size suitcases will have to pay £320 just to put them in the hold as the ­airline cashes in on peak season with a hike of up to 33 per cent on its baggage tariff.

Ryanair’s charge of £80 for a 20kg case is more than double summer holiday ­increases brought in by other budget carriers.

Travelsupermarket.com spokesman Bob Atkinson said: “Ryanair clearly hopes to profit from summer holidaymakers while leaving low season prices as they are.

“This will affect families in particular. And woe betide if you forget to book that bag in online.

“It’ll cost you £100.” Families of four travelling on Flybe, easyJet, BMI, ­Thomson, Jet2 and Monarch will face luggage charges from £103 to £151.

Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ryanair-hikes-baggage-charges-in-time-681588

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Ryanair ripped off 8% fewer passengers in November this year

December 5th, 2011

Ryanair, the World’s most hated airline, have reported an 8% drop in the number of people being ripped off by their hidden charges.

The airline stated that they had ripped off 4.68 million passengers in November, down from just over 5 million that they scammed at the same time last year.

Ryanair have however admitted they the reduction in rip-offs is actually due to them grounding a number of their aircraft for the winter and that the drop in annoyed passenger numbers does not reflect a positive change to their nasty working ethics.

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Ryanair forced to pay €45,000 in compensation to ex-employee injured while at work

November 24th, 2011

Ryanair, the World’s most hated airline, have been ordered to shell out €45,000 to an ex-employee who injured his back while he was manoeuvring aircraft stairs at Dublin Airport.

Mr Damien Warcaba (25), from Poland and a former baggage handler, took action against Ryanair following the accident in July, 2008. Ryanair have always denied the claims. Typical.

While he was moving the stairs, he felt something go in his back and was taken in an ambulance to Beaumont Hospital.

Mr Justice Peter Charleton, giving judgment, said that during training, Mr Warcaba was told at least two people had to effect the manoeuvre of aircraft stairs.

However, other staff members believed the reality on the ground was different.

Mr Justice Charleton said he was satisfied that nothing in the Ryanair rostering records indicated there was an abundance of or even sufficient workers to effect the task.

He would have years of discomfort, said the judge.

Just as we would recommend not flying with this shoddy airline, we would also recommend not working for them either.

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Ryanair proven useless at concealing add-ons with the launch of their charity calendar

November 17th, 2011

Ryanair, the World’s most hated airline, are famed for their hidden extras that add plenty of fat to your total fare. However, we can reveal that the sneaky scam artists have been working hard at keeping the fat off when it comes to their 2012 Ryanair calendar.

That’s right, just as a Ryanair fare of £2.99 from somewhere in the middle of nowhere to another place somewhere in the middle of nowhere can often seem too good to be true, the same can be said of the pictures of their cabin crew on their calendar.

We asked a photographic expert to examine the pictures and tell us how many hidden extras photoshop had concealed.

What became clear very quickly was the level of skill used in manipulating the images. On a scale of 1 to 10, where 10 is “expert” and 1 is “blind as a bat”, we’d score Ryanair’s efforts in the range of a vision impared chiroptera.

Did you know that bats represent about twenty percent of all classified mammal species worldwide, with about 1,240 bat species divided into two suborders: the less specialized and largely fruit-eating megachiroptera, or flying foxes, and the more highly specialized and echolocating microchiroptera? Interesting.

Back to business. Check out these two screen grabs to see what we mean…

See the full image and links to others here: http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/flight-international/2011/11/ryanair-unveils-new-2012-cabin.html

Great skills there O’Leary. Did you do these yourself? Come on, admit it.

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Ryanair to pay airport staff for catching passengers with excess luggage

November 15th, 2011

Ryanair, the World’s most hated airline, are to pay airport staff a 50p “bonus” for every bag that they identify as being too large or over weight.

This new rip-off at John Lennon Airport in Liverpool means that handlers now have a financial reward for ruining your day.

For each bag identified as being too large, the staff member employed by handling firm Servisair will be given 50p. In order to ensure that all the handlers really really try hard to catch everyone out, the payment will only come into force if an employee reaches a target of 10 bags a week.

So, Servisair workers can earn an extra fiver every day, while offending passengers are scammed with a baggage fine of £40.

One Servisair puppet, who works at the airport, said: “They brought in this new rule a few weeks ago. We’re pleased to be honest. It means we can earn a few extra quid.

“If I now see a bag that could be on the borderline I say, let’s have a look if that’s too big for the overhead lockers.

“Whereas previously we might have let borderline baggage through, now we’ll be more stringent.”

Yet another method of extracting cash from you. Steer well clear of Ryanair and their cowboy tactics. Fly with a proper airline to a destination that is actually where you were hoping to arrive at.

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Ryanair moaned about RAF planes sharing same airport during Libyan bombing campaign

November 7th, 2011

Ryanair, the World’s most hated airline, have been moaning and whinging like pathetic little wimps because of “disruption” apparently caused by RAF warplanes using an Italian airport during the Libyan bombing campaign.

That’s right. Lyingair didn’t like the fact that our beloved RAF were getting in the way of their lower than budget services that share the same airport in Trapani.

Trapani? Where the fuck is Trapani?

In the middle of nowhere is where. But hey! What do you expect from the scumbags at Ryanair? “Just get the 2 hour coach ride to your destination from the airfield, what’s the problem?” said a source at Lyingair.

Ryanair’s complaint about the RAF was passed to Italy’s government in Rome, which asked the Ministry of Defence to move its aircraft to alternative Italian military bases.

The RAF were apparently just hours away from moving 100′s of personnel, equipment and aircraft that would have cost the British tax payer tens of thousands of pounds but were saved when the end of operations was announced.

What an absolute disgrace Ryanair are. O’Leary should be ashamed of himself.

Last year, we reported that Ryanair were in discussions with the Ministry of Defence to buy a number of retired Harrier Jump Jets in order to take advantage of their vertical take off and landing ability thus negating the need for expensive runways and airports.

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Ryanair jet forced down by loose gaffer tape

October 25th, 2011

Ryanair, the World’s most hated airline, had to abort a flight with 200 passengers onboard after tape used to patch up a pilot’s window came loose.

The 200 cattle, sorry, passengers watched in horror as ground crew stuck the tape around the edge of the windscreen of the Ryanair jet just before it departed from London Stansted on it’s way to to Riga in Latvia.

The Irish Aviation Authority have said the tape was being used as an extra precaution to secure a new window seal.

But the pilot aborted the flight after 20 minutes when the tape started to become loose and made disturbing noises.

“What’s all the fuss about a bit of loose gaffer tape? The blue-tac holding the engines on and the sellotape attaching the wings to the main fuselage all worked fine” said the inflatable co-pilot.

A spokesman for Ryanair said, “We do not comment on routine technical issues. All Ryanair flights operate in accordance with approved safety standards.”

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Ryanair voted worst airline in the World

October 21st, 2011

Ryanair, the World’s most hated airline, have been voted the WORST airline in the entire World in a poll of UK travellers by comparison site, Gocompare.com.

BA has been voted the best airline. Charter airlines Thomas Cook, Thomson Airways and Monarch also made the top ten best list and the highest ranked foreign airlines were Emirates and Singapore Airlines, with American Airlines in joint 10th place with Qantas.

British Airways topped the list of favourite airlines with 19.1% of the votes, followed by Virgin Atlantic in second place.

3,000 Brits were asked to vote for their best and worst airlines based on cost, service and overall comfort of their journey.

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Lying Ryanair caught out again by advertising watchdog

April 28th, 2011

Ryanair, the World’s most hated airline, were yesterday ordered to remove adverts they had published because they were ‘misleading’.

Ryanair allegedly made false claims about cheap flights and produced false images. The advert featured a bikini-clad woman holding a cocktail in the sunshine which stated, ‘book to the sun now’, with flights from as little as £8. However the destinations included in this deal had maximum temperatures of 11 degrees Celsius.

Another Ryanair advertisement offered flights to Dublin for £27.99, although it was apparently impossible to book a flight for this price, due to an additional £6 online check-in fee.

This is not the first time that Ryanair have been caught out as lying bast*rds. And it won’t be the last.

Our tip? Stay well clear of this shambolic excuse of an airline and avoid being ripped off and flown to an airport no where near where you wanted to go in the process.

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