Merry Fekking Christmas O’Leary

Ryanair, the World’s most hated airline, are now hated by 1000 extra people who have had their Christmas plans wrecked by O’Leary and his band of scrooges after cancelling a number of its flights from Dublin Airport today, it has been announced.

The airline reckon many of its staff have reached the limit on the number of hours they can work. Well done Ryanair, you’ve screwed up again. How can you get such basic operations so horribly wrong?

In somewhat a confused statement, we’ve heard that O’Leary is trying to blame the problem on a lack of de-icing fluid: “We have four aircraft now stuck in Cork and Shannon because our handling agents have run out of de-icing fluid.”

“So we are cancelling at the moment a total of eight flights today out of the 92 flights we’ve scheduled to run from Dublin, which means unfortunately there’s going to be probably about 1,000 passengers delayed, have their flight cancelled, we won’t be able to get them home for Christmas, for which I sincerely apologise.”

We bet you’ll be thinking of them on Xmas day while you are toasting your tootsies in front of your log fire eh Micky!?!
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One Response to “Merry Fekking Christmas O’Leary”

  1. Han Maenen says:

    2010 November 19 the new terminal at Dublin Airport was officially opened. Micky was there as well with a hearse and a coffin for Irish tourism. See

    “Dublin airport is dying”….”We don’t need this facility. We never did”. Micky also opposes a rail- or metro link to the airport.

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